Song Parodies -> Livin' with a Square
"Livin' on a Prayer" Based on the performance by Bon Jovi
"Livin' with a Square" Parody by Captain Bootylicious
Danny is the starched-collar type
Serious, uptight He won't loosen up...no fun, no fun Me, I work so hard to look hot A wild girl inside, but at night in bed I Get none, get none I said you've got to touch me, man, get some guts You never make me come, And it's just driving me nuts. What's your problem? Are you sure you're Not gay? 'Cause it's lookin' that way. Chorus: Whooah, it's so unfair Whoa - Livin' with a square Wastin' my bod - won't touch me down there Whoa - Livin' with a square Danny wants sex annually No adventure, licks or sighs A one-position guy - and rough, so rough Me, I dream of snuggles, foreplay I cry myself to sleep Thinking of someone I'd much rather lay, someday... It's like I'm poison, gross or a freak I know I'm not 'cause hot guys Check me out on the street. He's got no passion, got no technique Oh why'd I pick such a geek? Whooah, it's so unfair Whoa - Livin' with a square Wastin' my bod - won't touch me down there Whoa - Livin' with a square Oh, I can get fixed up, lookin' drop dead If CSI's on, then he won't turn his head Whooah, it's so unfair Whoa - Livin' with a square Wastin' my bod - won't touch me down there Whoa - Livin' with a square Your Vote Counts
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