Song Parodies -> Careless Discharge
"Careless Whisper" Based on the performance by Wham! (featuring George Michael)
"Careless Discharge" Parody by Lon Please check me out on youtube (links listed here on "recordings") and at my website. Nothing beats a song about sharting, in my humble opinion....
OH OH OH OH OH! I fear what's in store As I scarf my plate, then lead you to the dance floor As my farts arise, something in your eyes Makes me think you've smelled them, too, and crap is on my thighs I'm shitting in my pants again Kidney beans have got no mercy Never easy to pretend it came from other dudes I should have tried better to constrict my end And stop the gas that I'd been having 'Cause I'm shitting in my pants again Each time I fart with you OH OH! I cannot amend the careless discharge from my rear end To a nose unstuffed, flatulence is rough And that much worse when there is poop Sharts make dating tough I'm shitting in my pants again Kidney beans have got no mercy Never easy to pretend it came from other dudes I should have tried better to constrict my end And stop the gas that I'd been having 'Cause I'm shitting in my pants again Each time I fart with you OH OH! Tonight my farts were much too loud I wish that I could blame this crowd Maybe you'll see it that way I grossed you out completely with my sulfur spray I should have had a diff'rent dinner The one I ate was not a winner And now you will not dance with me Please stay And I'm shitting in my pants again Kidney beans have got no mercy Never easy to pretend It came from other dudes I should have tried better to constrict my end And stop the gas that I'd been having 'Cause I'm shitting in my pants again Each time I fart with you OH OH! My smell ain't gone My smell ain't gone My smell ain't gone And it smells so wrong So wrong that you had to leave me alone Your Vote Counts
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ME AND CRAIG WILL HAVE A DRESS UP RELAY FIREFIGHTER STYLE
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