Well, I know a cat thats called Way-Out Willie
He's got a cool little dick, called rockin' willy
Just a walking, strolling through the cue
Doing that crazy hand job too

Papa said to Willie, "thats quite a bone"
Said you and that hand job have got to go
Willie said to Papa, "Don't put me down"
They're doing that hand job all over town

Hand job, hand job
Hand job, do that crazy hand job

Mama, mama, look at uncle Joe
He's doing that hand job with his sister Flo
Mama said to papa, "Baby, you'd die"
If you're doin' that hand job one more time

Hand job, hand job
Hand job, do that crazy hand job

Willie nearly got whacked last fall
Had little Willie standin' tall
Well, now that willy got famous and it's plain to see
Doing that hand job on TV

Hand job, hand job
Hand job, do that crazy hand job

(One more time) Hand job, hand job
Hand job, do that crazy hand job