OH OH OH OH OH!

I fear what's in store
As I scarf my plate, then lead you to the dance floor
As my farts arise, something in your eyes
Makes me think you've smelled them, too, and crap is on my thighs

I'm shitting in my pants again
Kidney beans have got no mercy
Never easy to pretend it came from other dudes
I should have tried better to constrict my end
And stop the gas that I'd been having
'Cause I'm shitting in my pants again
Each time I fart with you

OH OH!

I cannot amend the careless discharge from my rear end
To a nose unstuffed, flatulence is rough
And that much worse when there is poop
Sharts make dating tough

I'm shitting in my pants again
Kidney beans have got no mercy
Never easy to pretend it came from other dudes
I should have tried better to constrict my end
And stop the gas that I'd been having
'Cause I'm shitting in my pants again
Each time I fart with you

OH OH!

Tonight my farts were much too loud
I wish that I could blame this crowd
Maybe you'll see it that way
I grossed you out completely with my sulfur spray
I should have had a diff'rent dinner
The one I ate was not a winner
And now you will not dance with me
Please stay

And I'm shitting in my pants again
Kidney beans have got no mercy
Never easy to pretend
It came from other dudes
I should have tried better to constrict my end
And stop the gas that I'd been having
'Cause I'm shitting in my pants again
Each time I fart with you

OH OH!

My smell ain't gone
My smell ain't gone
My smell ain't gone
And it smells so wrong
So wrong that you had to leave me alone