Song Parodies -> Hunk! The L.A. Tabloids Sing
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" Based on the performance by William Cummings
"Hunk! The L.A. Tabloids Sing" Parody by Andrew Woodard
I'm going to have to release two albums now: one Country and one Christmas.
Hunk! The L.A. tabloids sing,
Glory to the new porn king.
His huge girth drives ladies wild,
There's no hole he won't defile.
Think your eight-inch cock's a prize?
He'll just laugh and roll his eyes.
Next to him you'd look so lame,
He might steal Ron Jeremy's fame.
Hunk! The L.A. tabloids sing,
Glory to the new porn king.

Vivid Girls, you will be sore,
Mandingo, you rule no more!
Money shots, huge gobs of cum,
He filled a ten-gallon drum!
Anal sex with him must be
A near impossibility.
He made Jenna Jameson yell:
"Jesus, that shit hurts like hell!"
Hunk! The L.A. tabloids sing,
Glory to the new porn king.


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