Song Parodies -> Try To Remember (My Seven-Inch Member)
"Try To Remember" Based on the performance by Tom Jones
"Try To Remember (My Seven-Inch Member)" Parody by Harry Paratestes
"Try to remember my seven-inch member
When you would blow this lonesome fellow.
Try to remember my seven-inch member
Your ass was keen and brain was mellow.
Try to remember my seven-inch member
When I was a tender and shallow fellow.
Try to remember while sucking my member,
Then swallow.

Swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow,
Swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow.

Try to remember when mine was not tender
That night beneath the weeping willow.
Try to remember when mine was not tender
That cream I spent beside your pillow.
Try to remember when mine was not tender
That cum was an ember about to billow.
Try to remember, just suck on my member,
Then swallow.

Swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow,
Swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow.

Swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow,
Swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow.

Swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow,
Swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow.

Deep in December, you mounted my member,
Although you know a blow will follow.
Deep in December, you mounted my member,
Without some head my heart is hollow.
Deep in December, you mounted my member,
Unlike in September, on my dick you wallow.
Deep in December, next time suck my member,
And swallow."
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