Song Parodies -> Hairy Balls
"Aerials" Based on the performance by System Of A Down
"Hairy Balls" Parody by Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)
This is the original version that I had to change for it to get submitted to whatfreaks. Enjoy...
"Sperm is a waterfall
It flows and makes a river
Dripping down all over the wall

Swimming through the white
I hear the words
It sounded like:
Ohh Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohhhhh!!!

'Cause I am the one who wants to play!
Come into my bed and I'll show you that I'm not gay!

'Cause I am the one who drinks booze
Right after my orgasm I lie down and start to snooze

Hairy balls
In the sky
When you see them tighten
Run for your life

Sperm is a waterfall
You drink from the river
And then lick the rest right off of my ball

Swimming through the white
I hear the words
It sounded like:
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Ohhhhh!!!

'Cause I am the one who wants to play!
Come into my bed and I'll show you that I'm not gay!

'Cause I am the one who drinks booze
Right after my orgasm I lie down and start to snooze

Hairy balls!
In the sky!
When you see them tighten!
Run for your life!

Testicles!
So up high!
When they tighten up!
Runs off, your wife!

Hairy balls
In the sky
When you see them tighten
Run for your life

Testicles
So up high
When they tighten up
Runs off, your wife

Uhhh Uhhh Uhhh Uhhh
Uhhh Uhhh Uhhh Uhhh"
God's balls.
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111111111111111111111111111111111 - June 09, 2023 - Report this comment
NOW WHAT'S MY NAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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W.L.O.R. FM
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