Song Parodies -> Wax My Behind
"Left Behind" Based on the performance by Slipknot
"Wax My Behind" Parody by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno
Hidey Ho
better to the sexy time if I know it's right for you
XX Porn
is such a big thing, especially if it's hardcore porn
Fuck this shit, i'm off to lose my parents

I don't know this
(I am going to fuck you up, shut the hell up)
Enter the nigger
(had sex last night, with Brooke Shields)
I-I-I-I fuck you

Hope you have a great time watching porn
I don't find it nicer to watch
but it's not bleeding, I know I like you and I high me

What the fuck's that
(we're too old for that, I wanna fuck you up)
I am big boobies again
(another pair of these, already fucking free)
I like to mutter
(under my own shit when i'm fucking that Britney Spears)
Hope I screw you
(you fuckin' hated me, go awsy you lack of shit)

Does anyone know that i'm about to rap
well, then here it goes

Britney Spears came round my house
all fucking naked (BUTT)
got down on the floor, filmed it all on Slutload
licked my back again, and then my 19' penis
Hope I invite Britney 77 more times for some intercourse
Oh baby, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH

I must realise
(I loved Britney, when she came round my house)
I grew my dick so big
(19 pounds so she could lick and suck it)
Ho my Lord no
(i missed church this morning)
cos I had Britney round

My house
my house
oh, i'm going to cry
my house
my house (STARTS CRYING) you fucking grandad

(NEIGHBOUR):
What's wrong

(VICTIM): I had Britney Spears round my house and she was nude, sucking my dick

(NEIGHVOUR):
Have U got something to whack her with

(VICTIM):
I think I'll have

Britney, oh here I am
Whack!
(VOICE OF BRITNEY SPEARS): Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggh

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