Song Parodies -> Closer To The Fart
"Closer To The Heart" Based on the performance by Rush
"Closer To The Fart" Parody by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno
I always rhyme, i'm always stiff
when I wash my lucky charm
if I'm stiff then I'll be real
like an African
the shrieking legs off my old hope is
closer to the farts, closer to the farts, closer to the farts
Yeah

I spot myself tourin' with my PC makin' sexual parodies
There ain't this site called What Freaks
finger lickin' great
I fall in love with parodies on there
but i'm closer to the fart, yeah closer to the fart
Yes, I ain't closer to the fart

When I ain't fuckin with U
I see where I can start
Look at this site called What Freaks
Yeah, I know it because
truth or dare can't always be shared
i am 18 years of age
Can I behold, and cannot behold I am raping my old sin
Well I know, I can deny that i'm
Closer to the fart
closer to the fart
closer to the fart
closer to the fart

FUCKING YES
cos i'm always

Closer to the fart
closer to the fart
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