Song Parodies -> Masturbating
"Nightswimming" Based on the performance by REM
"Masturbating" Parody by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno
Masturbating deserves a quiet riot
if U see me happy now, tonight i'm not like Axl Rose
masturbating doesn't keep me quiet
off everyone laughing at me, it's not 1994 anymore
well it'll be if we shag on a VW Golf
I have a dream of things
That VW Golf is 90 years old
it's so horny now

(MESSAGE FROM VW DRIVER): Oh dear, cannot believe you masturbated in my VW Golf with Michael Fay, the American fella of the 90s
See you soon, love VW Golf irritant

Masturbating makes me wanna weep
do I care, it's not very fun
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