Run from the shops to get 8
birth control pills from the CD shop
in Dublin
ready, oh I'm ready for it
Hoping there'll be fit girls and sexy fuckers
I know where I go, tonight I see, everybody else is freed

I want a sex life
so I can fuck all down, I wanna fuck all down
oh, I wanna fuck them now

Did you type 'no smoking'
that sign makes me wanna die, I go along
oh, the Basil Brush show

Don't wash it, i like to underneath
School's out, harder than you

I want a sex life
Where I was 15, where I was 16, oh where we was 97

Out on tour with Beastie Boys nature kids running ourself on stage, hoping for reality
Black Sabbath, they're really funny
Oh, I've seen Geezer Butler eating his boobs
oh my frickin' Metallica

Sex, sex, sex, oh Lord no
Oh no

I'm ready to go
Boom