Despite all fears, I've now made it best
these times I buy nothing but sexy bitches who aren't dry
I don't care what shits that have fully fucked away

Cos I ain't the herpes
And I don't do sexy talk, sexy talk

And I just remember anything that I like
Well, everything must ho
If I kick my teachers, they'll be sexed
but everything must ho

But i ain't Irish nor am I crap
I ain't got no weekends to ask me where

Cos I got the century, most different teenagers
TEENAGERS!

Despite all my reasons of Jesus I've hated him
but everything must ho
And I hope that I don't get me, don't love Queen
But everything must ho

(WELSH VOICE): You have called 14,140000 messages

Hi mate, up yours

Cos I think that's upright
maybe i'm 43, bloody fuckin' 43
Maybe I'm so blind or homeless in my shower
But everything must ho
In these toilets if I don't speak Chinese, oh Chinese
But everything must ho
If I repeat a chorus 6 times a day my dad will shout, or be rapped but everything must ho

(WELSH VOICE AGAIN): You have called again at 6;59pm
you Klingon nonce

Hi mate, goodnight
pee off