So I say good morning
to everyone I know who's here
though I gotta be nice to 'em
before I go to you
just
I know that we're shit, vomit & gurge

Shit, vomit, and gurge
Oh wow wow
I make sure I kiss my arse
Making me so unreal
hope I don't (HICK) on my girlfriend's boobies
and so I (HICK)

(HICK)
(HICK)
(HICK)

Remember in 2002
when I was 9, I was so in love wiv Jeremy Clarkson
I made him know that sometime I go
you're a tragedy
Now where am I, which porno site
have I logged onto (Slutload)

Shit, vomit, and gurge
Woo woo we woobie woo
I be so nice to her
I be making me straight
Gay, I aren't not

Jeremy, oh Ron Jeremy
give me strength and kiss my ass I must have seen about
9009,000000000000000000000 movies of porn like British
I ain't seen anyone like it

(JEREMY CLARKSON):
It's 2003, and i'm buggered now but hey
i'm off my tits on Ketamine
See you soon, fuck all

Shit, vomit & gurge
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
Shit, vomit, & gurge
(yeah)
I make you remember my name

But maybe some fucking day