Song Parodies -> Masturbation
"Sleigh Ride" Based on the performance by Johnny Mathis
"Masturbation" Parody by Andrew Woodard
Hey look, my dick is rising, and it's advising me to
Spend my whole week's vacation in masturbation with you.
Oh yes, my balls are tingling, ring jing jingling too.
In such anticipation of masturbation with you.

Get it up, get it up, get it up, let's ride, dressed in Naugahyde.
Have sex with our own five fingered bride.
Get it up , get it up, get it up, it's grand; your dick in your hand.
We're happy, salami-slappy, our hands all sappy with goo!

Our shafts are soft and lousy, and getting drowsy are we.
I'll need an hour's nap, then I'll get up and slap it with glee!
Let's call Kim and Delores and lick a clitoris or two.
I love those grand sensations of masturbation with you!
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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 6
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Chuck A. Spear - August 25, 2007 - Report this comment
This was a work of freakin' art! Hilarious and finely crafted! Would definitely beat off any competition.
AndrewWoodard - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I just realized there is more to the song than I've included. Have you ever shoved an eight inch dildo up your ass? You can bump against your prostate gland and it's a blast! But I better go see my doctor, 'cause my dick's broke out in hives. Must be from the things that we do when we get away from our wives. [repeat chorus]
Sean Zamorano - August 30, 2007 - Report this comment
That was fucking Hilarious Dude!

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