you might realize
that being online all the funny time
causes blindness, sore eyes, and headaches
you can't see
oh, you can't see a thing

I'm just turned 50
more like 15
oh yeah
I'm online but not on Bebo
it's too slow

Don't talk to yourself
(why am I online)
it's just too rubbish
(why am I online)
it's not best
(why am I online)

You don't need to be universe
Don't hurt me now

i'm online every night
from 8pm-10am
I'm like a marathon, but don't see me return to Bebo

Why am I
(why I am online)
fast broadband
(why am I online)
don't talk to yourself
(why am I online)
remember 1936
when we didn't do Irish accents
Oh
1 or 2 many times
have I told you not to use Bebo it's just too much money
I am not a birdie you love

Why am I online
don't ask me this shite, keep it a secret