"Drool Days

Up in the morninÆ and off to work
IÆm tryinÆ to act less like a jerk
IÆve stopped my flirtations with the staff
I donÆt talk about sex just to get a laugh
IÆm workinÆ my fingers right down to the bone
But my libido wonÆt leave me alone

I sit in meetings all day long
My portfolio rests upon my dong
My boss is talking blah blah blah
IÆm thinkinÆ about her bra bra bra
Before my boss I appear abject
But beneath it all I stand erect

DrivinÆ home in my automobile
IÆm like a huge penis behind the wheel
IÆm passinÆ cars both left and right
IÆm speedinÆ through every yellow light
IÆm feelinÆ macho from head to toe
Like a perpendicular place to blow

(Guitar solo)

ArrivinÆ home to my dearest dear
I whisper stupidities in her ear
ôBeen thinkinÆ about you constantly,
Why donÆt you go and come with me?ö
My darlinÆ says ôAll right, all right--
ôCook dinner for me and the kids tonight.ö

Roll up my sleeves and here I go
My daddy taught me how to cook, you know
Potatoes flamb? and melted cheese
Now where the hell are those recipes?
My family revels in our feast
IÆm ready to feed my lustful beast

The kids do homework, take their baths
The dishwasherÆs goinÆ at full blast
My wife makes a few important calls
My brainÆs descending to my balls
IÆm out of my mind with mad desire
My spouse is preparing to retire

But wait a minute, I forgot
TomorrowÆs garbage day, is it not?
I drag the can through the pourinÆ rain
And change my underwear once again
I snuggle down in our nuptial bed
I hear her snoring, my dick goes dead

My wife is sawinÆ redwood logs
""Where the hell is that Playtex catalog?""
I try to please myself but no
My little erection doesnÆt show
I guess I'll have to postpone my lust
So this is marriage, IÆll adjust

But wait a minute, she pulled a trick!
Now all of a sudden sheÆs on my dick!
WeÆre makinÆ love and rollinÆ around
ôDonÆt wake the kids, letÆs keep it down!ö
Our fever is hot, we both explode
And IÆm a happy so-and so!

Hail, hail to my love!
IÆm thankinÆ my lucky stars above!
Long life to you, my love!
It's you I canÆt get enough of!
Rock, rock with me my love!
Let me give your back another rub!

(Guitar solo and out)

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