Song Parodies -> Feed By Breast!
"Be Our Guest" Based on the performance by Disney/Beauty and the Beast
"Feed By Breast!" Parody by Bob Gomez Dedicated to La Leche League.
"Feed By Breast!
Feed by breast! Feed by breast! Nursing mothers can attest ItÆs innately satisfying when your mammaryÆs expressed! Sit on down, and kick back æCause itÆs time for babyÆs snack While the candlelight is glowing Milk production will be flowing Whip it out! Pop it in! And your suckler wonÆt get thin So thereÆs company--who cares if youÆre half-dressed? ItÆs not enough for you To check for lumps, but do Please feed by breast, feed by breast, feed by breast! Feed by breast! Feed by breast! Hold that charmer to your chest! Think of all the great nutrition that your offspring will ingest! Steak and fries! Pork and beans! DonÆt forget the mint ice cream! Everything that youÆve been eating Will contribute to this feeding! TheyÆre engorged, bulging out! Time to fertilize your sprout! And that let-down reflex helps you when youÆre stressed! These cozy tete-a-tetes Are as good as it gets So feed by breast (IÆm impressed: liquid dining at its best!) Feed by breast, feed by breast, feed by breast! .....Memories make me tingle of the days when we were single....... Two lost souls without a stroller to our name...... Mainly we explored each otherÆs bodies....... Those are days we never can reclaim...... Then after we married, our routine became less varied...... We had jobs and obligations, bills to pay....... Then one day you tell me that youÆre pregnant..... Nine months fat and lazy Then at last out popped the baby! Feed by breast! Feed by breast! Though societyÆs repressed: Those taboos and inhibitions show we havenÆt yet progressed! WeÆre such prudes, weÆre such twits, When it comes to showing tits! I consider it our failing When in Europe jugs are flailing! Old men stare, children shout When your boob comes flopping out, And you fill the infant stomach on request! ItÆs quite a show to view Him empty One, Then Two So feed by breast, feed by breast, feed by breast! Feed by breast! Feed by breast! Nursing mothers can attest ItÆs innately satisfying when your mammaryÆs expressed! Sit on down, and kick back æCause itÆs time for babyÆs snack While his ap-pe-tite youÆre plea-sing Your ba-zong-gas heÆll be squeeeee-ziiiiinnnng---- Suck suck suck! Little one! HeÆs conked out! Enough! HeÆs done! And to share this moment weÆve been truly blessed! His diaper stinks to hell But youÆve done oh, so well To feed by breast--- Feed by breast--- Feed by breast, please feeeeeed byyyy breeeeast!" ?Bob Gomez 2003
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