Making love is hard to do
will you shut the fuck up
Love a lady when she isn't me
Can I just leave her alone

Rip out the red and shit on the brown
look for a team which I didn't fucking know
You can see it now

Coming upstairs where she's damn butt naked
I am 16 and you're 24
So, I had it for 6 bums
I am, snog

We was soo very young and old I don't see where I should see, should see, should see

Way too young to fuck in bed
Have to be 23
She is Southern, and I am black Come and shag a whore

You keep saying that I was shite I am, snog

I ain't giving a shit for you
There used to be another different one
Follow the sign of my sex life and I
I ain't Southern or getting drunk drunk, oh drunk, I is black

Did you see me kissing the pretty Taylor Swift
I grabbed my (BLEEP) when I was with her
stopped her singing a song
You can say I ain't black, well you can due

Rest all my laurels and shit on my bed
eat German accents so badly it farts 'Hey Jude'
Oh, I ain't feeling it

I used to get so nauseous
That uses loads of shite
loadsa shite, loadsa shite