Am I ready to always know my old nation
who am I inside? Max Power
i'm a dog so shit, I can't fuck me Did I go home to die, you hos

But did I speak loads of shit
I thank you for camping in my gusset whilst I've shagged

Was it everything that rhymed? The breakfast table
did I close me to hide? Simon Le Bon
is she wanting to know? fucking say so
is she really that nice, I know

But she can't go away-away on holiday
aren't I pissed to see her boobies right now
while I've shagged

Will I keep playing? same old new shit
I met her in '96, I was 17
there goes my boobies! I can't go to Iran
I speak Taiwanese, hotter than Iraqi
I want my boobs to show? piles of Nike
I spoke rice and peas, here I go
I think I'm gonna get nude in my bedroom
I wasted all my hours, talking shit like Bono
I am not Irish, but if I were, I won't bed while I shag

(SILENCE)

Did she listen to my old Weezer bullshit
I wanted her to sing 'Buddy Holly'
but she insisted on singing 'El Scorcho'
written a book on her 1,000-week stay
I won't stay at the top, I get sick
But did I plan my ways of angry shit
anal is the ways I been dead

Whilst I shag