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Song Parodies -> Everything About Q

"Everything About You" Based on the performance by Ugly Kid Joe
"Everything About Q" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl

i included the rap towards the end, the long one. but, in the words of jim levinstein in american pie, "i hate sex...and i'm not gonna stand around, busting my balls, over something that - quite frankly, isn't that damned important"

i hate the gay-type fun with lester
and i...i hate to freak mancunts too...boo hoo
and i don't psyche to see just how his pits reek, no no
and i hate balls' undersides too

and i hate everything about poo
everything about poo

and i don't like to think about gay "lovers"
and i...i hate when daddy rims you
and i don't like to think about your inners, no no
cuz i'd trade sex for masturbation, too

and i get sick when i'm around
i can't stand to be around
i hate everything about poo
everything about poo
everything about poo
everything about poo

some say i've got to bath him with douche
but that won't change his way of making brown poo
and if you think you'll find me rimming him out
well, look again cuz i am very grossed-out
no doubt!

well, i don't really care for brownish inners
fuck no bit of shit cuz it don't make my dick firm
one thing damn near sick with the gay fiends
pudding on the bed or erections, that's crazy
i know you don't care to see it's gross
the way your front says "gay is gold"
i think you're damned, you damn q fag
so i'm having a ball hating every little thing about you

everything about q
everything about q, everything about
i get sick when i'm around
i can't stand to be around
i hate everything about q

just another one of the nearly 700 parodies of (homo)sexual assault at www.jaggedlittledyl.com

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