Song Parodies -> Office Fling
"Self Esteem" Based on the performance by The Offspring
"Office Fling" Parody by Andrew Woodard
I got her off for the tenth time today
In empty halls and closets we play
When she leans over
I think like a perv
I stroke her rack and unbutton her shirt
Now I know my job I could lose
That's okay man cause the boss has no clue
I know she's using my meat
That's okay cause it's a fun office fling

oh hey oh, oh yeah
oh, oh, yeah huh

We shake hands and act all polite
No shooting goo with our colleagues in sight
But this erection's hot for a blow
If I stand up is my bulge gonna show?

At a meeting, she sits across from me
Toes are under table ticklin' my Twins
When she's sneakin' under my desk on her knees
Then I never want the work day to end
Scanned her breasts, ass-photocopied myself
But I didn't get much else done today
I'm gonna fuck her
Right in the boss's leather chair!
Right the-e-ere!

I really hate this one little shit
He knows much more than I'd like to admit
Late at night he knocks on my door
broke again, shakes me down for some more
Now I know blackmail's for shmoes
But the boss can't know that his daughter's a ho
And when I cum
It lessens the sting
Of being a fucker hiding an office fling

oh hey oh, oh yeah
oh, oh, yeah huh
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Lon - December 13, 2012 - Report this comment
I wish I had a hot office fling!

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