Song Parodies -> Wait and Read (the porno song)
"Wait and Bleed" Based on the performance by Slipknot
"Wait and Read (the porno song)" Parody by Chronic2k
"I wait for dad to go to sleep...
Kneel down and get my magazines...
Go to light where I can see...
Inside my room I wait and read...

MY GOD!

I wipe off on Kleenex, It was better this time
Everything is 2D blasphemy
I think I struck gold! My unit?(tm)s standing straight up
I try to picture her with me
I CAN'T CONTROL MY SHAKES!
How the hell can I get her?
I never will and that?(tm)s very wrong!
I have to laugh out loud, I wish I didn't like this
Is it a dream or a memory?

GET OUTTA MY HEAD CUZ I DON'T NEED THIS!
Why must I see this?
I'm a victim - Manchurian Candidate
I - HAVE - SINNED - BY - JUST
Makin' my mind up and takin' your breath away

My God!

I haven't learned a thing
I need to change my sheets
Goddamn I got a bone
And now I cannot pee

I wait for dad to go to sleep...
Kneel down and get my magazines...
Go to light where I can see...
Inside my room I wait and read...

AND IT WAITS FOR YOU!

I wait for dad to go to sleep...
Kneel down and get my magazines...
Go to light where I can see...
Inside my room I wait and read...
I wait for dad to go to sleep...
Kneel down and get my magazines...
Go to light where I can see...
Inside my room I wait and read...
"
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