Song Parodies -> The Schlong Song
"The Thong Song" Based on the performance by Sisqo
"The Schlong Song" Parody by Elissa Johnson
"What the fuck? This thing right here is letting all you guys know, there's some sick ass bitches out there.
like girls with nuts..big nuts!
common, check it out!

Chorus:
She looked so fine a vigorous, but I didn't know about her manliness, she gave me her name and street address, so we crashed at her crib around sevenish
took off her clothes in different spot, from her boobs to her shoes I untied the knots, grabbed them undies and something popped, cuz she was getting a mad erection
She had balls like truck, truck, truck
I was like what? what? what?
I sware I saw a nut, nut, nut

Don't let me see it again
She had balls like a truck, truck, truck
I was like what? what? what?
Man that's wrong, I know she has a schlong

I hate it when your balls go dun na dun na
Please don't make your nuts go dun na dun na
Girl you shouldn't show that
schlong sch schlong scholng schlong

repeat x4
"
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MIKE - January 25, 2020 - Report this comment
DOWN DOWN
mike - November 20, 2022 - Report this comment
but right now let it be funky
mike - November 20, 2022 - Report this comment
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
MIKE - June 16, 2023 - Report this comment
FIRE
FIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTFIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWITHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE - February 16, 2024 - Report this comment
INNER TUBE RACE LIFE JACKET RACE WATER BOTTLE FILL RACE

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