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Song Parodies -> I Didn't Cum
I rubbed until my hand went numb
I don't know why I didn't cum This is usually way more fun But I just couldn't get it done I don't know why I didn't cum I wake up horny every day I wish that I could just get laid Instead of dreaming of a man While I just use my hand A latex toy is fine But I'd rather have a real guy to do me. If you just went down on me I would be in ecstasy But since I never get a bone I just have sex on my own I'm really close this time But my arm is getting tired I guess that I am finally done I don't know why I didn't cum My hands are cramped, my fingers numb I don't know why I didn't cum I don't know why I didn't cum Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. LOL. I wrote a version of this about 2 years ago on here---it's on my youtube channel, too. Mine is about the MAN not being able to make his girl cum, though. Didn't know you girls even have this problem when trying to please yourselves---makes me feel better, now (lol).
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I WROTE A VERSION OF THIS ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO ON HERE MINE IS ABOUT THE MAN NOT BEING ABLE 2 MAKE HIS GIRL CUM THOUGH DIDN'T YOU KNOW GIRLS HAVE THIS PROBLEM WHEN TRYING 2 PLEASE OURSELVES MAKES ME FEEL BETTER THOUGH
FIRE GEAR RACE
HAROLD TRAVIS DE DE O NEAL SMOOTHIE SILK COOP - B {ME} MICHAEL BOBBY BROWN
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