Song Parodies -> Selling The Hard-on
"Selling The Drama" Based on the performance by Live
"Selling The Hard-on" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl i guess i can name this one as an introduction to my website of (homo)sexually assault, the website that houses all of my nearly 700 parodies
with the love of god, i'll unqueer my name
i will turn self-doubt into a game and i'll write self-scoffs, and you'll deem it wrong my web-home, you scream "it's homo-scorn" my will will stalk, dissect your balls i know, i'll show what is queer with scorn hey, now i will self-hate hey, now i will self-scorn, too bad hey, now i will self-hate hey, now i will self-scorn, too bad it's the young that learns and conceit that smirks it's the age of "legal," gays decrease they rewrite the cross, they repeal commands they edit and scorn and blast who they should fear my will will stalk, dissect your talks i know, i'll show what is queer with scorn hey, now your will is raped hey, now your will is scarred, too bad hey, now your will is raped hey, now your will is scarred, too bad artless fags and to love it all, "no discriminates" gets you burned in hell with outback steaks my will will stalk, dissect pop-talks i know my show won't win queers' blackhearts hey, cuz they will be raped hey, cuz they will be scarred, too bad hey, cuz i did self-hate hey, cuz i did self-scorn my chats scorn the fags another one of the nearly 700 parodies
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