Song Parodies -> Selling The Hard-on
"Selling The Drama" Based on the performance by Live
"Selling The Hard-on" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
i guess i can name this one as an introduction to my website of (homo)sexually assault, the website that houses all of my nearly 700 parodies
with the love of god, i'll unqueer my name
i will turn self-doubt into a game

and i'll write self-scoffs, and you'll deem it wrong
my web-home, you scream "it's homo-scorn"

my will will stalk, dissect your balls
i know, i'll show what is queer with scorn

hey, now i will self-hate
hey, now i will self-scorn, too bad
hey, now i will self-hate
hey, now i will self-scorn, too bad

it's the young that learns and conceit that smirks
it's the age of "legal," gays decrease
they rewrite the cross, they repeal commands
they edit and scorn and blast who they should fear

my will will stalk, dissect your talks
i know, i'll show what is queer with scorn

hey, now your will is raped
hey, now your will is scarred, too bad
hey, now your will is raped
hey, now your will is scarred, too bad
artless fags

and to love it all, "no discriminates"
gets you burned in hell with outback steaks

my will will stalk, dissect pop-talks
i know my show won't win queers' blackhearts

hey, cuz they will be raped
hey, cuz they will be scarred, too bad
hey, cuz i did self-hate
hey, cuz i did self-scorn my chats
scorn the fags
another one of the nearly 700 parodies
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