(MESSAGE FROM ANGRY KORN FAN):
Hello, it's Eric Vanhoven here and Zeeland is here to not help WHYYYYYYYY!!!

I've been counting
what's my fucking name
it is the stabbing of my own life not really my scene
it is to keep it loud
(HEY)
Keep it loud
(HEY)
Keep it loud so I can't hear you
Everyday is a fucking dick holding it
I just need me right now

Hold tight, keep it up, ripping it up again
Hold tight, keep it up, licking my own shit

I've gone too far, where's my eyes
it's been around like Hendrix
where U are, I like to king my pile of shite
(HEY)
Pile of shite
(HEY)
Pile of shite
(HEY)

Everyday i just hung up, playin' my PSP all night
I just eaten my lifelong dream

Please Angel Long, please Angel Long
please Angel Long
you're Swindonian, i'm Swindonian
everyone's from Swindon like a Klingon nonce
How did I get so high from fuckin' Swindon, only to become a Klingon nonce

Why am I wearing a Parka short top
why am I fuckin' with Basil Brush then I can be home
for me tonight