Song Parodies -> Panties
"Canned Heat" Based on the performance by Jamiroquai
"Panties" Parody by The Desert of the Real
"You know these panties aren't for real...

I used to buy my thonged panties
And then I dreamed I was in Heaven's land
I used to worry 'bout the future
And then I throw my panties to the wi-i-i-ind
I had a reason to be carefree
(yeah, yeah, yeah)
And then I realized I wasn't wearing my panties
(no, no, no)
And then I heard that panty rhythm, hey
I had no choice but to strip down, down, down, down

Pants
Nothing left for me to wear, no
Pants
All these bad things that people say 'bout
Pants
Got panties at my heels tonight, Big Ben

You'd think I got struck by the lightnin'
And all my anger has gone away
So I've got to destroy all my hangers
'Cuz I don't feel like wearing no more panties
It's just instinctual reaction that I got
I haven't done anything like this before
I don't know what to do
But to kick off my shoes
Step between clothed and the naked
And rip off those things you call, hey,

Pants
Nothing left for me to wear, no
Pants
All these bad things that people say 'bout
Pants
Got panties at my heels tonight, Big Ben
You gotta, gotta, rip off your
Pants
All the nasty things that people say 'bout
Pants
Rip then off, you don't need them anwyway
Pants
Got panties at my heels tonight, Big Ben
You know I've got panties at my heels

You know these panties aren't for real...

Only the wind can know the answer
It'll blow the panties from my feet
I know that the wind can blow way much faster
Because you know those things were really cheap, hey
I've got this problem that's engraved in me
That nakedness is so much better
You know I've got my birthday suit to use
With my boobs, there's no way I'll lose
I'm born to ride, I'm built to last
Have you seen my pants, they blew away too fast

Pants
Nothing left for me to wear, no
Pants
All these bad things that people say 'bout
Pants
Got panties at my heels tonight, Big Ben
Hey, rip off your
Pants
All the nasty things that people say 'bout
Pants
Rip them off, you don't need them anyway
Pants
Got panties at my heels tonight, Big Ben

You know these panties aren't for real
Got so much panties at my heels, yeah
Gonna dance, gonna dance without my pants tonight
You know I'm gonna dance without my pants
You know these panties aren't for real
Got so much panties at my heels, yeah
No pants, no panties for me-e-e-e, none tonight

Pants, come on!
Got panties at my heels tonight
Panties at my heels tonight
Panties at my heels tonight, Big Ben

Got so much...

Pants!

Hey, DJ, throw your panties away
I wanna lift this party life
Hey, DJ, throw your panties away
And then we'll lift this party life..."
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MIKE - September 04, 2023 - Report this comment
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