Song Parodies -> Beat It
"Beat It" Based on the performance by Michael Jackson
"Beat It" Parody by Ron Presley
"Chorus{Link}

They Told him Don't You Ever Go To The Bathroom
Don't Wanna See the sight, You Better stop soon
The Lust's In Their Eyes And Their love is all a doom
So Beat It, Just Beat It

You Better hide, You Better Do the kicten table
Don't Wanna See No Sperm, Don't be capable
You Wanna Be Pimpin, Better Do it like Maple
So Beat It, But You Wanna Be a Stud

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To go and see it
Showin' How horney Strong you masterbate
It Doesn't Matter if your hands are in paste
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It
Just Beat It, Beat It

They're Out To rape You, Better do it while you can
Don't Wanna Be A Boy, You Wanna Be A Man
You Wanna Stay high, Better Do the women
So Beat It, Just Beat It

You Have To Show Them That You're Really Not a girl
You're Playin' With Your mojo, This Ain't No save the world
They'll Rape You, Then They Beat You,
Then They'll Tell You It's Fair
So Beat It, But You Wanna Be a Stud

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To go and see it
Showin' How horney Strong you masterbate
It Doesn't Matter if your have a mait

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To go and see it
Showin' How horney Strong you masterbate
It Doesn't Matter if you use a wedding cake
Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It

Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To go and see it
Showin' How horney Strong you masterbate
It Doesn't Matter if your have a date

Just Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It
No One Wants To go and see it
Showin' How horney Strong you masterbate
It Doesn't Matter if you do it in a haste

No One Wants To go and see it
Showin' How horney Strong you masterbate
It Doesn't Matter if your Mojo is just fake
Beat It, Beat It, Beat It, Beat It

"
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MIKE - March 19, 2020 - Report this comment
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MIKE - January 13, 2023 - Report this comment
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