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Song Parodies -> Be Quick to Give Head
"Be Quick or Be Dead" Based on the performance by Iron Maiden
"Be Quick to Give Head" Parody by John Silver I wrote this in 2000 when Maiden were still ok, and amended it a bit in 2012. The whore described here is Iron Maiden. Fucking you and taking all your cash. With a mind like Steve Harris' and a body and attitude like ... Janick Ger's. DOWN THE IRONS!
Covered in semen, it drips from her slit
She rakes in her money as you pounce on her tits A parade in her panties, she wanks her clitoris In between her thighs, she can feel all your powers Bend down my darling Be quick to give head Roll my eyes upward to heaven My dick feels like lead Bend down my darling Be quick to give head Roll my eyes upward to heaven My dick feels like leeaaaaaad Be quick! to give head! Be quick (quick ... quick ... quick ...) to give head! (head ... head ... head ...) See she does it every night See she pulls her nipple rings See she does it every night See she pulls her nipple riiiiiiinnggggs! I SUDDENLY cum on her face .. uh She swallows and it leaves no traaaaaace My serpent is crawling inside of her rear Up her cunt she inserts a remote control watch it disappear Now take off your thong, you've had it on all night Now you can fuck yourself stupid and I'll wank myself blind Bend down my darling Be quick to give head Roll my eyes upward to heaven My dick feels like leaaeeeeeed Be quick! to give head! Be quick (quick ... quick ... quick ...) to give head! (head ... head ... head ...) Be quick! Spplooge! Your Vote Counts
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