Song Parodies -> It's All Just A Fantasy Now
"It's All Coming Back To Me Now" Based on the performance by Celine Dion
"It's All Just A Fantasy Now" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl i was in the bathroom, touching my balls as i sat on the toilet, thinking of how i don't want to "hookup" because it takes time away from me. i've recently changed from listening to talk radio as i'm working on the computer, to listening to a playlist of "the nanny" as the window is minimized. as i was in the bathroom, i heard the episode with celine dion when she was singing "it's all coming back to me now," and i thought "it's all just a fantasy now," with regards to sex. oh, this is one of over 700 (homo)sexually-insulting parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
there's no night when i'd wish to get blown
if i wanted boner-sex, if i lusted for this, i'd pounce upon my pillow there's no lay when i'd cum and feel cool when all the semen will come if i'd fuck dudes or my mind's sight, cuz nothing's better i'd give my life to jizz with william and his friends then my damned erection flares, semen shoots out and embarrassment is heavy due to my apparent haze cuz when i cum, it's no big...thing, it don't feel so fab i just have to emit cum, his hole does not flatter me when i cum, i won't miss men who'd blow me cuz that is just hardly supreme to what's all in my fantasy it's all just a scam...all just a fantasy now there are boners to blow when there are athletes in sight there's no dream-guy ever in my bed because i'm homebound for life there are righteous men i pleasure in, the brawny men aren't lords who lack...gamy playthings so i'll miss all of this with fit dude's image/my hand sex was hot long ago, but it's all just a fantasy if dudes' cocks are condi-tioned by dudes' penises now, then it's said long ago lust was born, not impressed by things i'm so hard for fit misters, what strong men impressed on me i've liked hairy men strong and it scorns my own man-esteem now and it's all just a scam there were toned, sexy men i'd want so i'd bed whoever i'd find who'd sperm me, i just turned to being perv and such a creeper there were sounds heard that just said "constipate" and a bold, round ass was spoutin' dung so rancid that the lust was gone forever tough dudes are mysteries, psyched my passions as a boy and i hated being scrawny and i found that i'm ever gay if men could once be slighting self-respect but if i'm sucking a dick or if i'm wishing for that then i'll knock on my bone with some porno-type magazine if dudes' butts come with shit and if guys stink on their sacs it's not hot, it's just grim, so it's all kept in fantasy it's all just a scam, it's all a fantasy now there are boners to blow when there are athletes in sight there's no dream-guy ever in my bed because i'm homebound for life there are righteous men i pleasure in, the brawny men aren't lords who lack...gamy, gamy playthings when i'm sucking a dick and when i go for your sac disgust's all that it is, so it's all kept in fantasy when i need to emit semen, i'll feed off a mag and i'll see what gets off, and see not dung or damp testes impressed by the manly things, porn's been impressed on me like men manly with brawn - but it's porn cuz a man's too real now if you submit to a dick like mine submits to mike's ass be of kids more than men when adoring our mantasies when you see men naked and then try breeding his ass please see lust as a harmed esteem, scorning your man-esteem impressed by the manly things, 'born gay's a fantasy i can barely recall, but it's all from my past - my needs now (it's all in my fantasies now) and when i'm kissing a dick (it's born of low self-esteem now) and when i fuck your pink ass (it's all insufficiency now) when i'm truly remiss (it's born of low self-esteem now) then kiss me... wow, that's just another one of over 700 (homo)sexually-assaulting parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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