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"Something To Save" Based on the performance by George Michael
"Something To Praise" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl

This Song Came From The Listen Without Prejudice Cd. That Was My Favorite Cd For The Longest Time, I Remember Being In My Rental Townhouse In Doylestown And Singing It So Strong. I Heard A Loud Bang From The Other Side Of My Wall, I Guess I Was Too Loud. Here's Another Parody Of (homo)sexual Assault From Www.jaggedlittledyl.com

If You've Got Something To Praise, Why Don't You Face It?
if You're Hot Humping The Kings, Why Don't You See You're A Queen?
gays Have A Way To Mask Their Lameness
they're Moving Further From Reason, They're Groping For Some Self-esteem

but I Have No Need For Untruths, Cuz I Don't Justify My Pride
and I So Can See All The Questions Guys Go And Leave On My Mind
i'm Psyched And I'm Slight Man 'round Dudes

to All The Gays Who Man-praise, Don't Tell Me You Have Man-esteem
you're Always Number 2, Dude, Would You Please Man-up? Please?
i Love To See Bill's Hung Tool, But Biceps Are Why My Sex Is Queer

and I Have No Need For Untruths, Cuz I Won't Compensate My Pride
and I'm No Liar, I'm All A Question When Faced With Dudes And Naked Thighs
i'm Psyched And I'm Slight Man, I Like Men - I'm Slight Man

when I Loved Manly Worship, I Mostly Just Looked Unproud
then Something Moved When I Mocked That Doubt
i Grew And I Watched Myself When I Got Hard And Aroused
and One Fine Day, It All Came Down Like I Had

if You've Got Something To Praise, Why Don't You Face It?
if You're Hot Humping The Kings, Why Don't You See You're A Queen?
gays Have A Way To Mask Their Lameness
if We've Got Stuff Like A Brain, Why Don't We Change It?

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