"How Big Is It Again? (The French Queers Cocksucking Song)

I took him out, it was a Friday night
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out, and he took off his pants
But then I Just had to point and laugh...

And thats about the time I walked away from him
Nobody likes you when youre 23
And are still more amused by bookstore shows
What the hell is HIV?
His friends say I should act my age
How big is it again?
How big is it again?

Then later on, on the drive home
I called his mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your son is in jail
This state looks down on queers and sodomy

And thats about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when youre 23
And Have been with every guy you know...
What the hell is HIV?
His friends say I should act my age
How big is it again?
How big is it again?

And thats about the time I walked away from him
Nobody likes you when youre 23
And you still act like youre in Freshman year
What the hell is wrong with him?
My friends say I should act my age
How big is it again?
How big is it again?

And thats about the time he broke up with me
His mom gave him HIV
With many years to Infect a queen
Why would he wish that on me?
I never want to suck his little dick again!
How big is it again?
How big is it again?

*note I repeat the first Chourus once more when i preform
this song at a Gig. If you use the original music do not do
this repeat, and drop out or fade at the end.


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