dudes keep saying they've got something on me
something they call muscle and strength
dudes been stressing males as good for bench-pressing
and now other sex is getting all depressed

these boobs are made to nurture
as man, we must be proved
so one of these days, our groups
are gonna talk until we're dudes

dudes keep smiling when the strong girl can't do it
and dudes keep thinking that they oughtta assist
dudes need changes, then their thoughts won't defame us
now, let's fight this fight, prove gal-stength isn't spin

these boobs are made to nurture
as man, we must be proved
so one of these days, we'll sue
until the laws will name us dudes

dudes keep saying gals just shouldn't be brazen
cuz dudes keep thinking that they're always stronger (aargh!)
i just found me a fab old doctor frank-n-
and what he knows, will make a guy from girls

these boobs are made to nuture
as man, we must be proved
so one of these days the tootse
is gonna walk just like a dude