Song Parodies -> Steal Some Pussy
"Steal My Kisses" Based on the performance by Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals
"Steal Some Pussy" Parody by Andrew Woodard
Date rape drugs seriously suck in real life, but this forum isn't life, it's art. so let's mock people who would resort to such a thing.
I pulled in your snatch on GHB,
You never even turned around to see me.
And when you found white stuff in your vagina,
You know that it was me right there inside ya?

Cause I always have to steal some pussy from you
Always have to steal some pussy from you
Always have to steal some pussy from you
Always have to steal some pussy from you

Now I love to feed my whores ketamine
Just to hear them fall is the sweetest sound I think
And to drain my balls on their wrinkled junkie breasts
Is like heaven to me I must confess

Cause I always have to steal some pussy from you
Always have to steal some pussy from you
Always have to steal some pussy from you
Always have to steal some pussy from you

Now I've been tryin' to drug you for days
But when I pour drinks you just throw that shit away
Whoa, now you didn't see that!
I say "you threw away your drink, but the pill was in your snack!"

Cause I always have to steal some pussy from you
Always have to steal some pussy from you
Always have to steal some pussy from you
Always have to steal some pussy from you

(Beat boxing, with the word "pussy" not so subtly whispered at the beats that sound like it, and incorporating various other sexual sound effects, squirting, plunging, fapping etc.)
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Lon - April 28, 2013 - Report this comment
Way to go!!

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