Song Parodies -> Paying Guest
"Be Our Guest" Based on the performance by Beauty and the Beast (1991)
"Paying Guest" Parody by Captain Bootylicious
Paying guest! Paying guest!
Put our hot girls to the test.
Come on in, sample our prostitutes
Hurry! Please get undressed.
Bitchy wife?
Long day at work?
We'll give your cock a pleasure jerk.
Fill our hot pussies
With seed.
You're satisfaction's guaranteed.
We have fat girls, or rail thin
And a kinky set of twins.
At this wild whore house it's never second best.
No S.T.D. frustrations,
Girls have vaccinations.
Paying guest!
Paying guest!
Paying guest!

S & M
Costume play
We're a role-playing buffet.
Model-hot or ugly-faced
We have a girl to suit your tastes!
For a blow
There's no way the cops will know.
If you want expensive dancing
We've got pre-approved financing.
Just rip off their fishnet stockings
Soon your bed will be a-rocking,
But we have one rule
Please don't smack them around.
These girls are treated right
So they make cash all night.
Paying guest
If you're stressed
It's a hooker we suggest.
Paying guest! Paying guest! Paying guest!

Life can be so lonely
With a wife who'll screw you only
On your birthday, man, that's just one day a year.
Ah, those good old days when you got lucky.
And now it's, "I've got a bad headache, dear."
Well, let your dick salute
At this house of ill repute
Our skilled workers will bring your sex life alive....
Seen our Rockettes show? It's pretty slick...
Short skirts, come watch them flick
See each pussy as they kick!

Paying guest! Paying guest!
Come and grope an ample breast
We've got quite a big selection
To inspire your erection.
Mary's wild, Tina's tame,
While Anita's got no shame
Katie's feisty and has sass
Want Elaine? She'll munch your ass.
Myrtle's old as dirt, but fun
Blowing guys since World War I,
Just stop in at the front cash, make your request.
Our parking's complimentary
With one paid snatch entry.
Paying guest!
Paying guest!
Paying guest!

It's a guest! It's a guest!
We're sure you'll be quite impressed.
Hang your jacket, here's a drink
Please sit down and have a rest.
What's your pleasure, Mr. Wright?
Will you be banging Joan tonight?
Myrtle's free too, she's a catch!
Know you love old, wrinkled snatch.
It's a hundred for an hour
Extra if you watch her shower.
We're so busy tonight, that you might have guessed.
Come, make your choice real quick
To get your favorite chick.
For you, our guest!
He's our guest!
You're our guest!
Only the best!

Paying guest! Paying guest!
Trust us, your cock will be blessed.
We've the best whore house in town, see our reviews,
They will attest.
If you like those giant hooters
It's kept safe in our computers.
Our smart customer relations
Will exceed your expectations.

Suck by suck, tongue by tongue,
'Til you shout, "Mercy! I've cum!"
Then we'll walk to you to the cash and get you dressed.
Tonight, your best solution
Is our prostitution!
Paying guest!
Paying guest!
Paying guest!
Please, be our paying guest!
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Andrew Woodard - September 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Pre-approved financing? Myrtle old as dirt, World War I? Old, wrinkled snatch? Thanks to you, I've laughed mountain dew all in my keyboard! ;-)

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