Song Parodies -> Make Me Your Girl
"Part Of Your World" Based on the performance by The Little Mermaid
"Make Me Your Girl" Parody by Captain Bootylicious
Look at my muff
Isn't it sweet?
Wouldn't you think I'm the ultimate treat?
Wouldn't you think I'm a girl
A girl who's in high demand?
Look at these tits
These curvy hot hips
Not to mention my soft, luscious lips.
Lookin' at me, yes, you'd think
Wow, she must have quite a man.

I've got perfumes and cashmere and diamonds
I've got stilettos and handbags galore
You want vintage Chanel?
I got plenty.
But I don't
Have that man
I adore.

I wanna be where there's socialite joy
I want Gucci
But make me smile too.
Men, don't you want me?
(Why wouldn't they?) I'm sweet.
I've lived with rich losers, they've kicked me around.
Does that make me tainted baggage?
But look at this body
(Don't they want to feel my...) heat?

Why aren't they here?
Are all good ones queer?
I just need one who's fairly sincere.
I'll let you score
Get rid of your whore
Make me your girl.

What I would try
To bag that rich guy
Who really loves me?
Lookin' so hot
So he'd ravish my twat
Every night?
I look pretty fine
Why do men decline?
To ever take me seriously?
True love and sharp wit
With no Visa limit,
Would be divine!

Call me gold digger, I don't really care
Yes, I'll put out
But those men run screaming.
Married or single... Is it my low
(What's the word?) esteem?

Give me my dream!
Find me that guy
Who'll love me and let me freely buy.
This pussy's yours
Now where are those stores?
Make me your girl.
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Andrew Woodard - September 15, 2008 - Report this comment
If this is Ariel singing this... um, how exactly would you screw her fish-scaled tail? Is there a camel toe hidden in there somewhere? ;-)
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