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"If She Knew What She Wants" Based on the performance by The Bangles
"It's The Poo On My Cock" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl

probably when i was at an apartment in annapolis, october of 1996 through december of 1996, i had a masculivoid from aol over for sex. i later noticed that there was poo on my cock. that is disgusting and certainly should keep anyone from anal sex. at least poo on my cock is better than blood on my cock, which i had while on my road-trip down south. it happened around may of 1997 in either nashville, huntsville or birmingham - i think because i expressed my offense at his "aol age" and the much older age which he appeared to be. he went into the bathroom and probably put a cut in his ass. come to think of it, he had probably planned to do that anyway.

it's the poo on my cock (keeps me freaking no glut'als)
if the poo doesn't reek (i would live to shag dudes)
with no poo up the arse (hunks could have me blue-balled)
it's the poop on my cock, keeps me freaking no glut'als
deems me a loser

butts are brawny and lean
(i can't pretend to breathe no 'ffensive things)
if the butt-cheeks are strong
(i don't want to see no brown)
i'm crazy for the brawn
(but that's all that i am looking for)
when the poo's on my cock, i'll be given a true heart
being not blue-balled

some gay-type values are just gutted when i've spoken my brain
and the gays get satisfied when the sex is fine and righteous
and they're nothing without sex-games

it's the poo on my cock (keeps me freaking no glut'als)
if the poo doesn't reek (i would live to shag dudes)
with no poo up the arse (hunks could have me blue-balled)
it's the poop on my cock, keeps me freaking no glut'als
deems me a loser

lust manly style, i'll jerk-off with my mind
and for porn, i'll look online
but i don't hunt for man or anyone with human-grime
cuz all the psyche will fade on sight

no sense thinking i need rehabilitation in my mind, mind, mind
there are more smelly ideas, from pits and down to pubic
my lust needs not what's in real life

it's the poo on my cock (keeps me freaking no glut'als)
if the poo doesn't reek (i would live to shag dudes)
with no poo up the arse (hunks could have me blue-balled)
it's the poop on my cock, keeps me freaking no glut'als
deems me a loser

butts are brawny and lean
(i can't pretend to breathe no 'ffensive things)
if the butt-cheeks are strong
(i don't want to see no brown)
i'm crazy for the brawn
(but that's all that i am looking for)
when the poo's on my cock, i'll be given a true heart
being not blue-balled

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