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Song Parodies -> Two Inch Cock
"Two of Hearts" Based on the performance by Stacy Q
"Two Inch Cock" Parody by Parody Princess
When we first met I thought you might be someone special... yeah baby..
You said that you would give me everything I need.. oh yeah. You told me you posses the object of my desire.. oh baby.. Could it be true I've found the lover of my dreams? Come on, come on. Two inch cock You said that you were hung Two inch cock Who needs it, who needs it? Two inch cock No bigger than my thumb. Two inch cock. Go Home! Go Home! I never said I wasn't gonna tell nobody, no baby.. ‘Cause when I saw it I just had to tell my friends.. you're pecker's so little. It looked so cute just like a tiny, cocktail weiner, yeah baby. Took all I had to keep from laughing in your face.. ohhhhh We made the move to head on back to your place. Our clothes were flying off all over the place. And as I peeled away your fruit of the looms.. I knew that this relationship was doomed!! Two inch cock. Your tiny little dong. Two inch cock. You can't even see it! Two inch cock. No bigger than my thumb. Two inch cock. You suck, you suck.. I could have lied and said I wouldn't tell nobody, yeah baby.. Your junk's so small I need a magnifying glass.. so tiny, so tiny.... But when you put it in it didn't touch the sides, oh no.. I know how Barbie feels when she goes down on Ken…. ohhhhhhh… I never knew that they could make them so small. It almost disappears beside your balls. You had me thinking you were packing some meat, But I'm still wondering, “Where's the beef?” Two inch cock. You said that you were hung. Two inch cock. Don't need it, who needs it? Two inch cock. Your microscopic dong. Two inch cock. It sucks, you suck.. Two inch cock. A tiny little schlong. Two inch cock. You can't even see it!! Two inch cock. No bigger than my thumb. Two inch cock. You suck, you suck.. Two inch cock. A tiny little schlong. Two inch cock. Pequeno, pequeno! Two inch cock. An Ant is better hung… Two inch cock. You suck, you suck.. Two inch cock. Your microcopic dong... Two inch cock. I can't even feel it!! Two inch cock. No bigger than my thumb. Two inch cock. You suck, you suck.. Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. FANTASTIC!! I always hated this song growing up, and now I have a reason to love it. You should check out my songs dealing with this subject matter---Elton John's 'Tiny Pecker' and 'Little Weenie'. And I have a song dealing with the opposite situation--Duran Duran's 'Hung Just Like a Mule' (complete with a video performace on youtube)
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