Song Parodies -> Need It Now
"Need You Now" Based on the performance by Lady Antebellum
"Need It Now" Parody by Parody Princess These lyrics tell the real story.. no candy coating here.
Empty liquor bottles, scattered all around the floor
Now I'm getting' horny, I can't take it anymore And I'm hoping I can just get laid tonight I guess I'll just have to drunk dial.. It's a quarter till two, the bars are closing up and I need it now Said I wouldn't call but my standard's getting low and I need it now And I just don't want to do without I just need it now Another night of drinking, looking all around the bar Tired of masterbating, maybe I can find a whore And I'm hoping I can just get laid tonight I guess I'll just have to drunk dial Now it's two o'clock, I'm really feeling drunk and I need it now Said I wouldn't call but my standard's getting low and I need it now And I just don't want to do without I just need it now Woah, woah I guess you'd be better than nothing at all It's a quarter after two, my vibrator's broke and I need it now And I said I wouldn't call but I'm tired of whacking off and I need it now And I just don't want to do without I just need it now I just need it now Oh baby, I need it now Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. Great stuff! This song really hits home. I wonder how many other women feel like you do. They need to call me (lol)
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gr8 stuff this song really hits home... i wonder how many other women feel like you do ... they need to call me
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SWIM TEAM RACE
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FIRE GEAR RACE
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