Song Parodies -> Pants
"Dance" Based on the performance by Ratt
"Pants" Parody by Rick
"pants
pants
pants

slip and slide, take a ride
you meet the best of all girls
in the backseat of her car
she wants to rock your world
she's got reamed so many times
once in a greyhound bus
she has played so many guys
she just wants to find some cum

it's so much fun when you bite her tongue
her looks will leave you stunned, that cover-girl
you know you will moan when you give her balls
it's all for fun, but she's such a doll

get in her pants pants pants
feel the beat of the rythym of a dirty dance
get in her pants pants pants
it's all about lust, not about romance

you wanna ride, and glide and slide
your dick in this one
feel her ass, roll in the grass
do the nasty
because you're number one
its getting late, her twat hasn't been ate
and that's no fun
she wants to kiss, but you know you wanna jizz
right inside her cunt

you'll never be done
until you cum
it's so much fun
to shoot your load
you pant and moan
when she licks your balls
now in lust you begin to fall

get in her pants pants pants
feel the beat of the rythym of a dirty dance
get in her pants pants pants
it's all about lust, not about romance

(solo)

it's so much fun when you bite her tongue
her looks will leave you stunned, that cover-girl
you know you will moan when you give her balls
it's all for fun, but she's such a doll

get in her pants pants pants
feel the beat of the rythym of a dirty dance
get in her pants pants pants
it's all about lust, not about romance
"
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Pacing: 3.8
 
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mike - February 05, 2023 - Report this comment
pick up your pants
mike - February 05, 2023 - Report this comment
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