Song Parodies -> Teabagger
"Sledgehammer" Based on the performance by Peter Gabriel
"Teabagger" Parody by Andrew Woodard
Imagine the video for this, with classic Gabriel imagery...
We could play a neat game
if you'd just lay down on your back
You could hear my pleasure, babe, sighing
Your lips clingin' to my sack

All we use is balls, see,
Put them anywhere you please.

Hangin' from my big pecker
Bobbing up and down, they're my two best friends.
You don't need no porno star humping,
This amusement never ends

I want to be your teabagger
Suck on my balls, they're shaved
Oh let me be your teabagger
This will please my testes, honey

I'll show you how my fruit shakes
Just when I yank my Jockeys free
Gonna watch your boots quake
'cause my fruit is as big as can be

I want to be your teabagger
Suck on my balls, they're shaved
You'd better call the Teabagger
Put your mouth to the test
I'm going to be-the Teabagger
This will please my testes, honey
I'm your teabagger
Let there be no doubt about it

Bag.... Bag..... Teabagger

Can't wait to have it
Dip them in
this makes me shoot stuff
I go dangling in, they go dangling in
oh won't you hum for me
and I will cum for you
hum for me, I will cum for you
yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm doing you
only you
I've been cumming goo...
going to fill that flower
fill, fill up that flower, hey
I've been feeding you jism
I've been feeding you jism
going to fill that flower, fillin' you
come on, come on, help me do
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you
I've been feeding you jism
I've been feeding you jism
it's what we're doing, doing
all day and night
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Lon - December 13, 2012 - Report this comment
One of your best, ever! All 5's

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