Song Parodies -> causing a commotion
"causing a commotion" Based on the performance by madonna
"causing a commotion" Parody by jagged little dyl
i've got a slew of homemade bumper stickers on my car, bashing everything from Strongwoman to the spite of gays and blacks. and environmentalists. i've got a slew of ove r700 parodies at my website, www.jaggedlittledyl.com, which bash the same people
i've got my views painting you as atrocious
if i flaunt them ever, i'll be causing a commotion
i've got my campaigning tools on my lotus
if i drive wherever i'll be haughty with my slogans

you met your match, you fem'nist queen
my show is rude to diss the things held sacred
but irrev'rent is how i speak
and i'll profess the womens' "strength" as weakness
self-love to gays as self ignored
a guy who's needing one more guy is feeling a void
few go admit it, but negros will use
things like the grievance gone repealed before they could live through

i've got my views painting you as atrocious
if i flaunt them ever, i'll be causing a commotion
i've got my campaigning tools on my lotus
if i drive wherever i'll be haughty with my slogans

i'll make you feel i boinked your truth
you can't keep living on your scars, baby
if irked, you feel some jerk owes you
you've got to put away your pride and take hits
mend how you feel once from inside
then when you fall you won't need gays' "pride"
it doesn't matter if to them you're cool
it's how you made the grade and how you're viewing you

i've got my views painting you as atrocious
if i flaunt them ever, i'll be causing a commotion
i've got my campaigning tools on my lotus
if i drive wherever i'll be haughty with my slogans

i hope you find what you're looking for,
inner-pride that you march for
parade for pride when it's a lie
but how're you fooling you?

mend how you feel once from inside
then when you fall you won't need gays' "pride"
it doesn't matter if to them you're cool
it's how you made the grade and how you're viewing you

i hope you find what you're looking for,
inner-pride, won't ask for more
you're wasting time, pick up your life
and get into the groove
just another one of the gay-bashing, feminist-bashing, minority-bashing song parodies at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
Your Vote Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote
 Little   Lots
Meets the pacing
of the original: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit this button.
 
Voting Results
Pacing: 1.0
 
How Funny: 1.0
 
Overall Rating: 1.0
 

Total Votes: 1
Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

 Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 
 1
 
 1
 
 
 2   0
 
 0
 
 0
 
 
 3   0
 
 0
 
 0
 
 
 4   0
 
 0
 
 0
 
 
 5   0
 
 0
 
 0
 
 

Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.