Song Parodies -> Cherish
"Cherish" Based on the performance by Madonna
"Cherish" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
i pulled up porn on the internet and was staring at their blank expressions when they were faced with "a perfect specimen of manhood," as frank-n-furter says. "look at the way gays cherish masculinity," i thought. nearly 700 parodies of (homo)sexual assault at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
so tired of strokin' hard, alluding to the praise i give guy-parts
i can't be straight or tend to self, it's dudes i want, more than what i am
dudes scar my self-esteem, i can't make known i don't fancy me
"gay pride," please compensate esteem

cherish the boys, i'm never satisfied with my own life's ident'ty, i'll
cherish the joy their deep singing voice gives to my pride,
i'm always thinking it
cherish the way they've got the power to make me feel good, so maybe i'll
never be thought of as supreme-man, i never should

i was never satisfied with masculine endowments unrealized
i need a dude's heart in me, his burning love, just to make me feel complete
don't you know we screw for sense of ever-feeling included
"gay pride" overcompensates our inner feuds

cherish the boys, i'm never satisfied with my own life's ident'ty, i'll
cherish the joy their deep singing voice gives to my pride,
i'm always thinking it
cherish the way they've got the power to make me feel good, so maybe i'll
never be thought of as supreme-man, i never should

"q dudes," "man" ain't their name, just their gender
q dudes' i.d. ever says bender
'gender' is a word that used to align self-love with what is

giving un...giving unto "gay boys" the feeling that they're all like real boys
give placates, try to always cherish q

don't you know we screw for sense of ever-feeling included
"gay pride" overcompensates our inner feuds

"q dudes," "man" ain't their name, just their gender
i.d. ever says bender
'gender' is a word that used to align self-love with what is
nearly 700 parodies of (homo)sexual assault at www.jaggedlittledyl.com
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