a man or a woman ?...are you kiddin' me ?
a man or a woman ?...mama, could it be ?
some been sayin' you're such a whore
i don't wanna show my face no more
i've heard of repugnant things you do
like spendin' time doin' drugs and screwin'
a woman ?...or so you say
a man or a woman ?...what are you today ?

a man or a woman ?...do you sit to pee ?
a man or a woman ?...mama, talk to me
i've been hangin' around your door
i don't want to see you naked no more
what's that thing that starts to rise ?
gosh, it is tremendous size
a woman ?...it don't look that way
a man or a woman ?...a bit of both, i'd say

a man or a woman ?...you seem to sway
a man or a woman ?...does it mean you're gay ?
men come hangin' around your door
you been doin' drugs a whole lot more
i know you're a sex machine
i don't need your orgy scenes
wearin' tights will emphasize
what you have between your thighs
a woman ?...or are you a "he" ?
a man or a woman ?...you're a rarity