Song Parodies -> Two Of Them
"Two Of Us" Based on the performance by The Beatles
"Two Of Them" Parody by South Park Al
two of them , hanging right there
what a nice pair
i must say
please excuse my reaction
they're distractin'
as they droop so low
the biggest i know
they make you say "whoa"
they touch her toes

two of them, in her sweater
think she'd better
buy a bra
one that has several latches
never scratches
it might cost some dough
its worth it , you know
to have them "just so"
hope they don't grow

choksondik has mammeries
longer than the norm, with stretchmarks, blue and red

two of them, huge and swollen
nice and golden
from the sun
you could say they're stupendous
ripe and pendulous
and i love them so
i'll hold them although
my back, i might throw
i can't say "no"


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Mitch45 - June 06, 2020 - Report this comment
A fun parody for a fun Beatles song. Plus, as a boob man for many years, I fully appreciate the sentiment.
mike - October 07, 2023 - Report this comment
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