Song Parodies -> The Titties
"The Trial" Based on the performance by Pink Floyd
"The Titties" Parody by J Dub
The words in quotation marks are spoken by me.
Good morning, J Dub, your honor
The bitch will plainly show her titties
Exposed before you
"Her nice red nipples give me feelings
Give me feelings of a very nasty nature
Her I must screw"

"Call her over"

(The bitch)

I've always said that i'm a virgin and proud of it
"If you'd let me have my way then I would fuck you in the face"
But my mouth is clean, just like all my body
You couldn't even pay me just to open up my legs

"Crazy
You need dick i have it
I'm Crazy,
You're just a bitch thing

I must be taking your hymen away, oh and I'm"

(Kids)

Crazy
You need dick he has it
He's crazy

"You are the shit, I'll tell you
Oooh, I hope you open up your legs"
(The bitch)
My daddy talked to me about and said NO

"You need to be my ho, babe
I haven't broken any cherries lately
Just five minutes darling,
You and me alone"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Come to daddy, baby let me hold you in my arms"
(The bitch)
But i never wanted to have sex till i got married
Why'd you ever get to see me
Dub, your honor, Let me walk on home

"Crazy
And I got a boner
I'm crazy
Lick on my dildo

I'd like to fuck the hole there in your arse, ooh and I'm"

(Kids)

Crazy, he's got a boner, I'm crazy

"The girl right here, i think, in short
Makes me pervertable
There's no need to restrain myself at all"

"In all my years of judging
I have never seen before
of someone more deserving of the full six inches of my cock"

"I'll eat you out for supper
And I'll make you someone's mother
Fill me with the urge to masturbate"

"Sex, my friend,
You'll have after some beer,
I just want to fuck you right to tears"

"Tear up my balls"

(Kids)

"Tear up his balls, tear up his balls...."
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