Song Parodies -> There Are Worse Men I Could Do
"There Are Worse Things I Could Do" Based on the performance by Grease
"There Are Worse Men I Could Do" Parody by Perv420
At the end I only said Jew to rhyme with you. The activities or biases in the parody are no reflection of the person who made this parody.
There are worse things I could do,
Like give a handjob, or two.
Even though the neighborhood thinks I'm trashy,
And a hoe,
And I guess it could be so,
But there are worse things I could do.

I could strip, for all the guys,
With gray suits and fancy ties.
Feel on their crotch when I dance,
And later pull down their pants,
Then make sure it's poking through.
That's a thing I'd really do.

Bring a guy home every night,
And hope that, he does it right.
In the shower afterwards,
Spread my genital wartz,
And then he will have it too.

I could screw, someone like me,
And fulfill their fantasy.
I dont do anal, so I won't lie,
But I can feel, and I can suck.
A big one like you never knew.
But to do it for a jew,
That's the worse thing I could do.
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