Song Parodies -> There Are Worse Men I Could Do
"There Are Worse Things I Could Do" Based on the performance by Grease
"There Are Worse Men I Could Do" Parody by Perv420
At the end I only said Jew to rhyme with you. The activities or biases in the parody are no reflection of the person who made this parody.
There are worse things I could do,
Like give a handjob, or two.
Even though the neighborhood thinks I'm trashy,
And a hoe,
And I guess it could be so,
But there are worse things I could do.

I could strip, for all the guys,
With gray suits and fancy ties.
Feel on their crotch when I dance,
And later pull down their pants,
Then make sure it's poking through.
That's a thing I'd really do.

Bring a guy home every night,
And hope that, he does it right.
In the shower afterwards,
Spread my genital wartz,
And then he will have it too.

I could screw, someone like me,
And fulfill their fantasy.
I dont do anal, so I won't lie,
But I can feel, and I can suck.
A big one like you never knew.
But to do it for a jew,
That's the worse thing I could do.
Your Vote Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote
 Little   Lots
Meets the pacing
of the original: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit this button.
Voting Results
Pacing: 1.0
How Funny: 1.0
Overall Rating: 1.0

Total Votes: 1
Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

 Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   0
User Comments Follow...

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

mike - January 25, 2020 - Report this comment

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.