Start writing the smut
I'm reading today
I do enjoy some parts of it
Whatfreaks Whatfreaks

Those censored-up blues
Are longing to play
And write a sleazy cart of shit
Whatfreaks Whatfreaks

I want to read up
Where the talk is kind of cheap
You'll find that I'll never be
Top of this heap!

Now here's the bad news
Sometimes I will stray
I hope I'll learn some brand new moves
On ole What Freaks

If you've got dirt to spare
You know the freaks don't care
It's up to you, Whatfreaks Whatfreaks

These censored up blues
Are longing to play
Who knows just what will cum of it?
Whatfreaks Whatfreaks

If you've got tits and rear
Just bring em over here
It's up to you, Whatfreaks Whatfreaks!