Brain control to Big Stiff Horn
Brain control to Big Stiff Horn
Check she's taken the Pill
Blood supply is switched on
Brain control to Big Stiff Horn
She's getting undressed
Condom on
Check position
And it's all now up to you

This is Big Stiff Horn to brain control
Am I really deep inside?
And this girl wants to know your pleasure
And it's time to go in and out whilst you're there
This is Big Stiff Horn to brain control
I'm slipping through her dark
But she's squirming in a most peculiar way
But please don't worry and keep the hands away
Oh yes
Am I fitting in the right place
Deep inside this girl?
Semen is coming through
And there's nothing I can do

Though I've hardly been inside any girls
I'm feeling very stiff
And I think my red end knows how far to go
I think this girl will gush a lot, you know
Brain control to Big Stiff Horn
The condom's full, there's something wrong
Is it semen Big Stiff Horn?
Is it semen Big Stiff Horn?
Is it semen Big Stiff Horn?
Is it semen, but the girl is moaning
Close to orgasm
Yes she's coming now
I'm feeling all shot through
There's no more than I can do