Song Parodies -> Humongous Women
"I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" Based on the performance by The Proclaimers
"Humongous Women" Parody by Disgustingly Suite
When I wake up, and I see you next to me I try to tip toe
from the house before you see. My vision came back, and if my friends would ever find out I'd have to change my name and exit the country. Now that I can see you, I'm wondering was your birth certificate an apology from the condom factory. My bed is wrecked now, I need a brand new fucking mattress and my legs are paralyzed up to my knee. cuz I BRING HOME GIGANTIC WOMEN FROM THE BAR WHEN I'M DESPERATELY TRYING TO SCORE. EVEN THOUGH THEY LOOK LIKE THEY SHOULD BE ON A SPENCER'S CHRISTMAS CARD I STILL MAKE THEIR ASSCHEEKS SORE. When we get home, I call and order up six pizzas and let her raid the fridge till they arrive. So many times now, I've let them sit down on my face and often wonder how the fuck I'm still alive. And her panties, were the same size as my bedspread the cushion for the pushin's gonna be huge. I'm about to bust one, but I don't know which chin to choose I think the 4th or 5th one's gonna take the splooge. cuz I BRING HOME HUMONGOUS WOMEN FROM THE BAR WHEN I CAN'T GET A NORMAL SIZED WHORE. WHEN I DROP HER OFF THE NEXT DAY I NEED NEW SHOCKS FOR MY CAR AND A TRIP TO THE GROCERY STORE. I bent one over, but my leg got stuck in her asscrack and I swore that it was wedged in there for life. Then someone brought me, a can of WD-40 and a crowbar and we popped it out that night. But the story leaked, and now my whole home fucking town knows I get made fun of constantly all day. But now I'm blacked out, not giving a fuck what you think Completely cross-eyed but focusing okay. So send those cankles and that sweaty ass my way! Myspace Lyrical copyright 2007 Suite Productions
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